101% Income Tax Making Ground

MooveAlong.org is working hard to get language added to an upcoming bill that will force all taxpayers making more than $50,000/year to pay 101 percent of their earnings to the U.S. government.

So far, MooveAlong hasn’t been able to get a Member of Congress to sponsor the language, but our lobbying firm assures us that we’re days away from getting a Legislative Assistant to return our call.

Stand By My Man

MooveAlong.org is working with a new organization called LWUOHA, Liberal Wives United to Overlook Our Husband’s Affairs. The group expects membership to take off as they near the summer’s bikini season.

Abolish July 4th

Michael Malone seen left leading the controversial movement to abolish the 4th of July.

“The effort is gaining ground in the U.S.” according to sources within the movement. Malone’s campaign team says that they have almost 40 people on their mailing list and expect that number to rise as soon as their website is removed from spam blacklists.

Who is Michael Malone?

Michael Malone is the world’s best documentary filmmaker, according to his peers in Hollywood. His films BOWLING FOR CONCUBINES, WACKO, CENTIGRADE 411, and his most recent work, DIE YOU AMERICAN PIGS, have been enormously popular throughout the world, especially in France, North Korea, Cuba, and Saddam’s Palace.